Fresh from being voted Wicklow’s biggest Sporting Mouth, Leon Murphy our hottest property on the managerial market has not let the fame of such a prestigious award go to his head. This man of many words has put his mind and mouth to guiding Ashford Rovers Youths to the Cup Final tomorrow against Arklow United. His managerial style is full octane and highly energetic so he has to stay fit to run up and down the line while running his mouth too and this dedication has seen him post Olympic level split speeds on his frequent training runs!
With the tactical prowess of a World Poker Tour Player he tactically mind f*cks the opposition mangers while wearing his trademark sunglasses and necking a bottle of coke to keep his mouth from drying up during all the mouthing!
With great success comes great fame and Leon has found it hard to fend off his many female admirers but as Leon would say “what can you do when your a managerial icon, the Ladies know what they want and they know talent when they see it, you have to expect that the Ladies will be always around when you’re Wicklow’s Biggest Sporting Mouth, The Ashford Special One and as awesome looking as I am when I’m shirtless.”
We here at Bill Hill HQ would like to wish Leon and his Ashford Rovers Youths Team all the best and all the best to Arklow United and their less attractive management team in tomorrow’s final, may the best team win.