Longford v Wicklow
Pearse Park Longford. 2pm
Wicklow’s second team take on Longford in tomorrow’s rescheduled Keogh Cup Hurling Final which should provide a much needed boost to the local gene pool in Longford.
All for helping the helpless, Bill Hill has deployed a few Wicklow supporters to do a bit of stud work as we can’t have such Hurling incompetence desecrating the Blue and Gold colours any longer. These fearless Wicklow men armed with sack fulls of Swimmers will stay overnight up in Longford and cover a few local women tonight and help them breed a few Hurlers up there! This furniture shop won’t be the only Big Mickey in operation in Longford this weekend!
First reports from our fearless stud workers suggest that their presence has the local Ladies just as damp as the Longford Tourism Videos.
If Wicklow’s forwards can score as much as the boys will tonight then the Longford Swamp men shouldn’t get within ten points of Wicklow and we can hopefully have the first silverware of the year heading back down the road to Wicklow once we have disinfected it and completely wiped the Bang of Longford off it😉
Up The Garden💙💛💪