Being picked up by my (Wexican👎) girlfriend drunk, opening the window whilst she was driving and yelling ‘up Wicklow’ at a cyclist and frightening the life out of them. I didn’t realise I was outside my house when this happened so we parked and went in. The next morning I woke up to my tyres slashed.
Funny story from before you left home:
Life was tough with not much job opportunities so I took up selling Christmas trees. One day in the middle of killing it at my sales skills with a buyer, I noticed at the corner of my eye and old Wexford man amongst the trees. I then realised he was taking a dump.. that ended my career rapidly and it was the same say I booked my flight to Australia.
Person you are glad to be far away from:
Is your club better/worse off without you:
When I lived there we were at senior level, now they’re at intermediate level. No further explanation required.
What 3 people would you fly to you if you could and why:
Too many to name.
What person in Irelands love would bring you home:
What person in Ireland’s love would make you want to stay away:
A Wicklow themed photo from abroad:
(My Wexican Girlfriend keeps me in rags so other ladies don’t be after me😉)