THE PINTMASTER 3000
Even if you happen to be cocooning with the Swedish Women’s Beach Volleyball Team this is still the best thing you will see all year. For every problem there’s always a solution lads and this is the answer to so many dreams. This is the kind of stuff the Dragons on Dragons Den have wet dreams about arriving in the Den and with a little bit of craft you could very soon be taking a seat at one of these erection inducing erections. The good news is that the upgraded June model we are reliably uninformed, will come complete with a roller blind on each booth and a set of headphones so if you’re sick of looking at your mate talking shite you can simply roll down the blind, stick on the headphones and not listen to the slobbery eegit any more!
To add even more good news the legends behind this creation have installed a military fighter jet grade ejector seat under the seat in each booth so if that same tight arse is skipping his round, his arse cheeks will be even tighter as he’s launched across the local skyline. Sup Sup Sup💪💪