In support of their team doctors comments, several Eire Og players also released statements of support on the condition that they renamed anonymous. An understandable request as the players were all visibly pale as a direct result of their difficulties this season.
How are we meant to play football in front of large crowds in the knowledge that our legs are as pale as an umpires coat, it’s not right. How can I even think about giving my trademark Blue Steel Look to my adoring fans in the stand when I’m looking like an eskimos arse. You guys in the County Board are like total frickin douchebags!
Having rejected a request from Eire Og to have state of the art tanning facilities installed in all championship grounds, the county board has extended the offer of a mud bath to as many teams as possible at all championship grounds. At the time of going to press, the Eire Og management teams and panels have opted to retreat to their tanning and waxing studios in Costa Del Greystones to consider this proposal.