JONNY’S ANSWERS ON STEVEN:

Who would you swipe right for on Tinder on your brothers behalf and why?

Don’t be silly Bill old folks don’t use tinder they find love at the Valleymount Hall Dance or at a game of 25

2. Who was your brothers first Big crush?

Hmm although he claims they were just friends I’d say Trassa Mahon, there’s only so much kiss chasing you can play with your friends and at 30 years of age it started looking suspicious.

3. The most embarrassing thing to happen to you in your time with the club?

Going for a 50:50 ball against Shay Geoghegan and getting up ended.

4. Favourite moment playing for the club?

Not too sure about this one although a championship this year would definitely make number one (Championship sesh I hope FIFI is available)

5. Should pineapples be on Pizza?

Oh yes sure it’s another one of your 5 a day ticked off …. guilt free

6. What club in Wicklow would your Brother be best suited to and why?

In Wicklow I’d say Lacken because I feel all that body hair would be well suited to the harsh climate. Other than Wicklow I’d say Ballymore, that way it would be way easier for his mrs to keep tabs on him.

7. What do you dislike most about your brother?

His little attitude problems sometimes if I had to summarize it I’d say …… Moaney B*tch haha

8. What do you like most about your brother?

We have the same sense of humor

9. What’s your funniest memory of your brother?

Drunkenly interrupting what I can only assume was a major drug deal in a dark car park in Birmingham with some questionable characters by pissing on a car …..that the dealers were sitting in😂 Turns out full backs can move when they want to.

10. Describe each other in three words

Funny, dedicated, Moaney B*tch.

11. What does your brother think about the most?

hmmm what is Eileen going to make him do next

12. What’s your brothers weirdest habit?

Either shoving anything he can find up his nose in order to make him sneeze or taking any opportunity to have his hands down his jocks

13. What was your biggest fight or argument?

We generally gang up on the rest of them

14. Complete this statement: “My Brother is…”

My Brother is…in love with his special woman ……. Rudy his dog

15. Who’s the most talented?

Ah Steven was pretty good in his day starting to get on now, we no longer say Steven fell, it’s he had a fall

STEPHENS ANSWERS ON JONNY:

Who would you swipe right for on Tinder on your brothers behalf and why?

To be fair I don’t think there is anyone right to swipe on, he has already gone through them all.

2. Who was your brothers first Big crush?

Has to be Dave Behan. In his own words ‘ he is dreamy ‘

3. The most embarrassing thing to happen to you in your time with the club?

Has to be dressing up as a women in front of 700 people at the Valleymount Lipsync

4. Favourite moment playing for the club?

Winning either of the two leagues I have won.

5. Should pineapples be on Pizza?

Ye fruit good, pizza good not a problem

6. What club in Wicklow would your Brother be best suited to and why??

Probably Blessington. Will keep his missus happy and I hear they have a few mirrors for him to stare at himself in.

7. What do you dislike most about your brother?

He is needy especially with women

8. What do you like most about your brother?

His care free attitude

9. What’s your funniest memory of your brother?

Accidentally Getting into the wrong car outside a pub while drunk, getting sick in it, then leaving before the owner of the car returned to drive his car away.

10. Describe each other in three words

Funny, carefree , strong

11. What does your brother think about the most?

Has to be Molly these days

12. What’s your brothers weirdest habit?

Staring at his own arms in the mirror

13. What was your biggest fight or argument?

He is too big to fight with

14. Complete this statement: “My Brother is…”

My Brother is away with the fairys

15. Who’s the most talented?

I am taking this one, his head is big enough already.

CAROLINE ANSWERS ON DECLAN:

1. Who would you swipe right for on Tinder on your brothers behalf and why?

I wouldn’t, have you met Theresa Hatton 😀

2. Who was your brothers first Big crush?

Tess I’d say 😍

3. The most embarrassing thing to happen to you in your time with the club?

I don’t get embarrassed.😂

4. Favourite moment playing for the club?

Winning the intermediate championship 2014.

5. Should pineapples be on Pizza?

Absolutely not.

6. What club in Wicklow would your Brother be best suited to and why?

None he’s too good for any other team. (He told me to say that)

7. What do you dislike most about your brother?

When he asks you a question then doesn’t listen to the answer and then says to me “what did you say Caz?”😡

8. What do you like most about your brother?

I could write an essay but the person he is 😍

9. What’s your funniest memory of your brother?

The time he was teaching me to dive in goals and tied my legs together and pushed me (needless to say I didn’t save the ball and fell on my face) sound Dixie 😂

10. Describe each other in three words

We’re best friends

11. What does your brother think about the most?

Money 😂

12. What’s your brothers weirdest habit?

He puts beans on everything.

13. What was your biggest fight or argument?

Probably today when he fired a snowball right at my face. He was quick enough to apologise 😂 he doesn’t like falling out with me.

14. Complete this statement: “My Brother is…”

My Brother is my favourite person.

15. Who’s the most talented?

Dixie he’s not just a great man on the pitch but he’s a deadly singer. Ed Sheeran watch out 😂

DECLAN ANSWERING ON CAROLINE:

1. Who would you swipe right for on Tinder on your sisters behalf and why?

Wouldn’t swipe for anyone, then I’d have to answer to the rest of the brothers😂

2. Who was your sisters first Big crush?

I have my suspicions on someone by the name of Damo I’ve heard the name come up a lot lately.

3. The most embarrassing thing to happen to you in your time with the club?

Having to dress up as a woman doing the lip sync battle for the club fundraiser (loved it really)

4. Favourite moment playing for the club?

Wining the league last year.

5. Should pineapples be on Pizza?

Absolutely! You’d be mad not to

6. What club in Wicklow would your Sister be best suited to and why?

Valleymount men’s team…she might teach me a thing or two

7. What do you dislike most about your sister?

Being the only girl she is spoilt rotten

8. What do you like most about your sister?

That there is only one of her thank god!

9. What’s your funniest memory of your sister?

Trying to teach her to play in goals, tied her legs together and kicked the ball at her, think I was trying to teach her to dive but not sure how that helped now that I’m saying it 🤔🤔

10. Describe each other in three words

Love hate relationship

11. What does your sister think about the most?

Are the lads ever going to win a championship

12. What’s your sisters weirdest habit?

Toast and ketchup…she learned it off me 😂

13. What was your biggest fight or argument?

There have been many, but today was the latest when I hit her twice in the head with a snow ball

14. Complete this statement: “My sister is…”

My Sister is the best

15. Who’s the most talented?

She has more medals so I’ll have to bow to herself

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