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Wicklow Ladies v Derry Girls

The Wicklow Ladies Footballers kick off their 2018 Campaign at home to the Derry Girls. There is huge hype surrounding the Derry Girls this season and new Derry sponsor Channel 4 has pulled out all the stops this year with the management team putting together a whole new cast of […]

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Lacken Man Caught Hiding In Bushes Near Nudist Beach Arrested

Blessington Lakeshore Police today reported that an unnamed man was arrested today after being caught acting suspiciously in bushes near a nudist beach in Lacken. When arrested he was found to be in possession of strange pellet like objects laced with sedatives, binoculars, and a man size box of Kleenex […]

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Rathnew Entrepreneur Gets Full Backing of Dragons on Dragons Den

Fantastic news for all you budding entrepreneurs in County Wicklow as a local Rathnew Entrepreneur has received the financial backing of all four dragons for her revolutionary new product called the “Thrilldo“™️ on last nights episode of Dragons Den. What might you ask is a “Thrilldo“™️? Well for those of […]

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Wicklow’s only All Amish Gaa Club Barndarrig Confident 2018 is their Year

After a much publicised controversy in the 2017 Junior Hurling Championship the Amish Community Of Barndarrig are in confident mood that they can go all the way in 2018. Speaking with our reporter, new Barndarrig Hurling Manager Jebediah Murphy was in a confident mood when discussing his sides chances. Jebediah […]

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Roundwood Man Tattoos Wife’s Photo On Chest After Being Caught Cheating

With modern TV shows like Tattoo Fixers showcasing some of the most ill advised tattoos you are ever likely to see, one local Roundwood man has went one better in a drastic drunken move to atone for his infidelity. Roundwood man Tony Thompson has had his wife’s portrait tattooed upon […]

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Lady Farts – The Silent Killer

As many a good man can testify to the mystery surrounding the female species is one that baffles us all. Trying to understand women has broken many a top scientist and the real truth remains a mystery but in this dark and murky world, one element has baffled scientists more […]

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Rathnew Man Confused About Whether He Lives in Wicklow Town Or Rathnew

When you meet John Murphy in person he appears to be a confident, stereotypical normal every day guy with a burning passion for all things Rathnew not to mention his deep passion for Rathnew Gaa. Appearances can be deceptive though as on the inside John is not the confident figure […]

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Throwing Bread to the People Of Valleymount Voted The Favourite Pastime Of 2017 By the People Of Blessington

No surprises at the Blessington Community Spirit Awards last night as for the tenth consecutive year – Throwing Bread to The People Of Valleymount romped to victory in the Best Charitable Activity Category. Accepting the award, Breda Walsh from the Blessington Bread Basketeers highlighted the plight of the poor sods […]