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Derry Girls Left Shellshocked After Heavy Defeat to Wicklow

Yes they might have had well documented success lately and a positive outlook for the future with Channel 4 coming on board for a second season but the Derry Girls met their match in Roundwood today. The Wicklow Ladies were in no mood for messing about today and laid Siege […]

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Wicklow Hurlers Seeking League Glory with Armagh Hiding

The Wicklow Hurlers were in rampant form today putting up a score of 4-20 against Armagh with a whirlwind first half which saw them hit Armagh for 3 goals and it was almost all over bar the shouting by half time. Any slim hopes the Orchard Thieves had of getting […]

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Wicklow 0-12 v Waterford 0-12 – Referee sets record for most frees for over carrying in Gaa History

Any of you attending todays Division 4 Football League Opener between Wicklow and Waterford in Aughrim could easily be forgiven for believing you had mistakenly wandered in to a Steps reunion concert or some kind of Saturday Night Fever tribute if like Bill, you were keeping a close eye on […]

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Breaking News: County Board offers olive branch to Eire Og following complaints arising from championship 2017

The Wicklow GAA County board has made the first step in resolving the recent dispute with Eire Og GAA in the hopes of having the Greystones club’s players available for selection over the coming months. It was well documented that Eire Og had major issues with how the championship was […]

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Four Wicklow Pubs to be declared UNESCO World Heritage Sites

After years of campaigning UNESCO officials announced plans to declare the following Pint Depots as UNESCO World Heritage Sites: Fenton’s Glen of Imaal – (Glen of Imaal) The Dying Cow (Tinahely/Shillelagh) Tá Sé’s (Wicklow Town) D.J Cullen’s Lakeview Lounge (Ballyknockan) Strict criteria must be followed to achieve the distinction of […]

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Wicklow Ladies v Derry Girls

The Wicklow Ladies Footballers kick off their 2018 Campaign at home to the Derry Girls. There is huge hype surrounding the Derry Girls this season and new Derry sponsor Channel 4 has pulled out all the stops this year with the management team putting together a whole new cast of […]

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Lacken Man Caught Hiding In Bushes Near Nudist Beach Arrested

Blessington Lakeshore Police today reported that an unnamed man was arrested today after being caught acting suspiciously in bushes near a nudist beach in Lacken. When arrested he was found to be in possession of strange pellet like objects laced with sedatives, binoculars, and a man size box of Kleenex […]

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Rathnew Entrepreneur Gets Full Backing of Dragons on Dragons Den

Fantastic news for all you budding entrepreneurs in County Wicklow as a local Rathnew Entrepreneur has received the financial backing of all four dragons for her revolutionary new product called the “Thrilldo“™️ on last nights episode of Dragons Den. What might you ask is a “Thrilldo“™️? Well for those of […]

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Wicklow’s only All Amish Gaa Club Barndarrig Confident 2018 is their Year

After a much publicised controversy in the 2017 Junior Hurling Championship the Amish Community Of Barndarrig are in confident mood that they can go all the way in 2018. Speaking with our reporter, new Barndarrig Hurling Manager Jebediah Murphy was in a confident mood when discussing his sides chances. Jebediah […]

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Roundwood Man Tattoos Wife’s Photo On Chest After Being Caught Cheating

With modern TV shows like Tattoo Fixers showcasing some of the most ill advised tattoos you are ever likely to see, one local Roundwood man has went one better in a drastic drunken move to atone for his infidelity. Roundwood man Tony Thompson has had his wife’s portrait tattooed upon […]

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Rathnew Man Confused About Whether He Lives in Wicklow Town Or Rathnew

When you meet John Murphy in person he appears to be a confident, stereotypical normal every day guy with a burning passion for all things Rathnew not to mention his deep passion for Rathnew Gaa. Appearances can be deceptive though as on the inside John is not the confident figure […]

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Throwing Bread to the People Of Valleymount Voted The Favourite Pastime Of 2017 By the People Of Blessington

No surprises at the Blessington Community Spirit Awards last night as for the tenth consecutive year – Throwing Bread to The People Of Valleymount romped to victory in the Best Charitable Activity Category. Accepting the award, Breda Walsh from the Blessington Bread Basketeers highlighted the plight of the poor sods […]

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Local Man Gives Birth to Bundle of Joy After Intensive Labour

At 09:47 this morning we are pleased to report that local man Tom Kavanagh managed to push out a healthy bundle of joy! After a heavy heavy night down the Pecker, Tom’s waters broke on his walk home and he knew once the seal was broken that was it only […]