1. Which teammates sibling would you swipe right on Tinder for and why?

The managers daughter, for shafting me for player of the year 2013-17

2. What teammate do you ever think has the best chance of a Male modelling career?

Vinnie Quigly he’d make a great plus size model BBW

3. The most embarrassing thing to happen to you in your time with the club?

Being accused of putting protein canisters in the ceiling

4. What club do you most enjoy playing against and why?

Newcastle because I can roll out of bed kick 9 points and watch Kiki mulligan scuttering around the pitch with his fat arse and his bad wig

5. Favourite moment playing for your club?

Making my intermediate debut at 16 and scoring 2-1 against Aughrim

6. Should pineapples be on Pizzas?

I’ll leave the pizza questions to Conor Murphy Toole

7. Which player would you trust with your sister and why?

Cormac Byrne he’s still hung up on Holly Martin

8. Which player would you not trust with your sister and why?

Eddie Keddy (Docker) he’d get up on the crack of dawn

9. Who was the toughest player you ever marked?

Matt Manix, the man eats concrete for breakfast

10. What club in Wicklow would you have liked to play for if you weren’t a proud Kilcoole man and why?

If I had to pick it would be Rathnew